There are so many reasons to hate Christmas as it is celebrated in these United States. The buying-ness of it all gets to me. I don’t want buying to make me happy. I don’t want things to make me happy. I hate it that our whole economy is based on consumption.
But who am I kidding? Some things make me happy. Opening a wrapped gift makes me happy. Watching someone else open one makes me happy too. Afterwards, burning the wrapping paper in the fireplace satisfies my inner pyro.
I’m as guilty as the next guy—I buy at this time of year. I do nostalgic buying, as in: “Well, I have to get something from Canterbury Records because I always get something from Canterbury Records, and Lord knows I don’t want Canterbury Records to go out of business.”

Photo credit: The Sky is Big in Pasadena
Canterbury Records offers up some wonderful things. My favorites for this time of year are:

The Chieftains: Bells of Dublin
Are you about to tear your hair out of your head because you can’t stand another scintilla of tired old holiday music? The Chieftains will save you, along with musical guests Jackson Browne (The Rebel Jesus) and Elvis Costello (The St. Stephen’s Day Murders). Sample lyrics from the latter (referring to “Uncle”):
While the lights from the Christmas tree blow up the telly,
His face closes in like an old cold pork chop
See? That bit irreverence truth makes you feel better, doesn’t it?

Vince Guaraldi’s A Charlie Brown Christmas. I love the melancholy Christmas Time is Here. I love Linus and Lucy, and I dance just like the kid in the orange shirt.
By the way, The Carol of the Bells is PURE TORTURE, wouldn’t you agree? Chaney approved it for use at Guantanamo, I’m sure.
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I always miss England at Christmas. I would like to take the train to London and look at Selfridge’s windows.

Photo credit: Laura Porter
I would like to hop on a Number 15 bus starting at Marble Arch and travel through London and see the lights.

Photo credit: Laura Porter
A few years ago, The Scout worked in London on a Marriott commercial. He had a birthday while we were there, and I bought him a flask at this very Debenhams. He likes to fill it with Patron Silver and take it to the movies. And the golf course. And the…oh, never mind.

Photo credit: Laura Porter
Here we have the Hamley’s where I bought AP’s Tardis Piggy Bank.
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Sigh. This post was actually therapeutic for me. The photos of London helped. If you’re of the Christmas persuasion, I wish you a Happy Christmas.
UPDATE: My friend Adela is selling her muy sabroso tamales. If you’re in the Pasadena/Altadena/So. Pas/Highland Park area, she’ll deliver them to your house! You can reach her at 323-691-0073.