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Offers

The economy is rotten. People are losing their jobs. The wars are getting worse. A few crooks are running off with our money. It’s ‘holiday time’ but it feels like anything but. It’s time to ante in.

tums

I got Tums. Whadda you got?

heating-pad

I got a heating pad. Whadda you got?

big-teddy-real

I got Big Teddy. Whadda you got?

vinnie

I got a fuzzy picture of Vin Scully, one of the greatest baseball announcers of all time. I took it myself during the playoffs. Whadda you got?

colin-pop

I got some family (representative sample pictured above). Whadda you got?