To any of you who may be wondering why Aaron Proctor hasn’t posted on his blog lately, it’s because the aliens got bored with Bill and came back for fresh meat.
Just kidding. His computer is on the fritz. He’ll be back on line soon. Ih the meantime, he’s catching up on his DVDs.
West Coast Grrlie Blather 
This explains why he hasn’t answered my urgent emails. I have been offered the post of Nigerian finance minister and I need AP to collect remittances for me with his US checking account. Perhaps WCGB might be interested? It is a lucrative opportunity.
Oddly, I find blogging for free just as lucrative.