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Win Friends and Influence People

Just heard that we are bombing in Somalia. This news was buried deep in a local tv news broadcast, after coverage of the fires in Malibu.

We bomb the many to get to the one. Oh, I guess we’re looking for three. So far, we’re not even sure who we got.

I reckon we’re jes’ a-protectin’ our investment(quote from Financial Times’ FT.com, 9 Jan 07):

Earlier this year, Washington backed a coalition of warlords in Mogadishu in its bid to capture the suspects and is alleged to have paid tens of thousands of dollars to the faction leaders later driven out by the Islamists.